Hahahaha poor guy.

No comment.

Okay, comment: pimento eeeyyyeeeesss

Someone help me get this squirrel down! It’s been trapped like that up there for hours! (since at least 7 a.m., possibly even overnight.) We’ve tried propping up our tallest ladder and sticking baskets and such out the window, but it just keeps running back and forth between this spot and an equally high gutter. I think it’s too scared and confused to find its way down :( I wanna use a fishing net or something to scoop it up with, but it seems kind of dangerous and we don’t have anything that extends far enough. I don’t wanna scare the poor little guy any more than it is already.

……
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHOOOOHAHAHAHAHAA
ZUHAMUHAHAHAHAHAKHDKDJJTCCJTYKJTDMGGK

SAURON DANCING ALL ALONE IN THE BACKGROUND

Edit: adapted from this, apparently http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOv4HHOtn1E&feature=youtube_gdata_player

carlconnor:

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmm-hmm

You missed the best quote.

What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain? [Returns to reading National Pornographic magazine.]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to call out people in this situation:

Cashier: “Would you like to donate a dollar to support breast cancer?”

Me: That’s interesting. Do you work for a supervillain or something?

Cashier: (confused)

Me: Well, most people ask others to donate to support cancer research, or awareness, or the victims. Here you are asking me to support the actual disease. “WOOO YEAH, CANCER! Kick that patient’s ass!”

(At this point the cashier either rolls his/her eyes, or gets embarrassed and giggles. Usually the former.)

carlconnor:

Not sure if drawn by 5 year old…

… or talentless ape.

Thank you so much for this. Now draw the professor! Or scruffy

And here I was thinking these comics couldn’t get any better.

Ha!

Someone needs to get this for me. Now Please.