January 2012
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November 2011
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October 2011
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I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to call out people in this situation:
Cashier: “Would you like to donate a dollar to support breast cancer?”
Me: That’s interesting. Do you work for a supervillain or something?
Cashier: (confused)
Me: Well, most people ask others to donate to support cancer research, or awareness, or the victims. Here you are asking me...
September 2011
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July 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
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April 2011
1 post
Anonymous asked: will you take me to sweden with you?
March 2011
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February 2011
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October 2010
12 posts
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For the March to Keep Fear Alive
We’re supposed to dress up as the scariest thing we can think of.
I’m considering going as Snooki.
Guess I’d better stock up on orange face-paint.
Ahaha, this is so stupid. But it still had me giggling for a few solid minutes, just because of how smug he looks. *Manually rolls up window*
September 2010
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August 2010
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July 2010
8 posts
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A life-changing discovery...
Check out this clamstrip I found that looks like a polar-bear.
I feel this news is much more urgent than the World Cup and the oil spill.
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Now I don't feel so guilty about living in the...
“A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube. Knowing he had discovered something paradigm-shifting, young Vilhelm Lillefläsk quickly went into business. That, dear friends,...
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June 2010
2 posts
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May 2010
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